Daniel Castrellon:

The life of Daniel Castrellón is not a simple but a hard life that ever since he was little living in the jungle of Allatatrees Island with 20 Lions he fought his way out of all kinds of deadly battles just to eat berries. In the mess of all this he was able to build a boat with a navigation system that he found his way to the USA. There he was able to get a job and marry his first love Salma Hayek which they both had 12 kids due to their passion love making. Later he divorced due to age and wrinkling keep in mind that Daniel never ages so you know who did.

Daniel Castrellón (born on March 23, 1979) is a Mexican and Mixalot of Race background - As Computer Technician, System Administrator, and a Web Designer. Castrellón has found time to teach himself everything he knows without the help of his teachers which they once told his parents he was a mentally retarded left handed CD rewinder.

In June 2002 he was gifted with a child by the name of Elijah Not Adrian Castrellón that his world changed for the better. His late wife died giving birth or that's what I paid the doctors to tell everyone to avoid conflict in the future with nagging and yakking at the mouth symptoms.

Castrellón was born in Laredo Texas next to a burro while pissing on himself twice, the son of a one leg two finger named Cepa La Madre Sinlastname. His father was never found after the ass whooping his mother gave him for not bringing in the chancels into the living room and putting them under the chair like he was told several times in the 40 years of marriage. Castrellón attended college at the age of 7 but was kicked out for allegedly stealing all the chalk from the school to avoid boring lessons from the middle class teachers at the Betterthan This University. Later he was found not guilty after pictures were found of the principle having sex with a donkey in the schools teachers lounge while kissing a goat.